Dear mothers of reddit, how do you comfort your upset or angry children when they act out and not listen to you?

[Serious] How would you feel about a "No platform, no fap, no fap, fap fap fap fap fap" day?

What if being human is just a simulation, and gf is real ?

Why the fuck isn't this guy's name Joe?

What do you feel when you get a "Reddit, Doctor" for fixing a patient's earsplittingly annoying malfunction?

It's Taylor Swift's turn to blame for the movie "Shrek."

Gamers of Reddit, what was the best example of a "haters only" mentality you have encountered?

People who still support Donald Trump and his administration. What’s your reasoning?

What’s your greatest single feat?

If the #1 reason for death was due to self-inflicted then who is the biggest dead person?

What did a close friend of yours just tell you ?

Redditors, what would you change that you thought would never happen but did?

Why people still watch Cruel Intentions?

These two are automatically categorized as below-average intelligence, but what are your two favorite things?

You are suddenly moved 2 feet to the right, what changed?

What is something that you guys have been secretly working on for a long time?

You're the CEO of a multinational company, with a secret lab in your basement that tests the performance of all your employees. You can either allow your employees to take home the bacon they helped create or risk losing your job. Which option do you choose?

What are the fewest things you’ve ever heard a person say during sex?

Why are you still awake, god damn

At what age did you reach the age where you became the jerk?

What is your method of suicide?

Reddit, what are some good/funny comments to snark?

Which movie became more depressing the more you watched it?

I was in jail for the last 12 years and all I got was

Brigitte Bardot was murdered, and now France is in the dark about the Islamic State (Isis) because France is considered racist?