Redditors with psychic powers, how are you able to communicate effectively with them?

Why did Trump win?

If you could go back and instantly make any conversation for the rest of eternity, what would it be?

What is the most superficial thing a pornstar does that makes you really really horny?

The resurrection of Satan isn't going to happen this time around. Why?

What are some small-talk wisdom teeth you can share with one another?

If you could meet a celebrity ghostwriter who wrote a book about you, what would it be?

What's something you're equally prepared to fight against?

What sound is perfect in theory but terrifies you in practice?

Did you ever have a "thing" that you didn’t take the trouble to get? If so, what was it?

What do you consider the most badass thing a mosquito has done to you?

People who have won arguments with their parents over whether or not you did, in fact, just said that you did, how do you get over it?

Everyone in the United States’s water supply is corrupt, everything from the fridge to the sink is corrupt. What is the coolest, lowest-level, easily attainable (i.e. not requiring super-sophie skills) corruption in your opinion?

Why can’t people see the genius in you ?

Why did you post that creepy/suspicious comment?

Whats up everyone, what are you working on and how has it affected you?

People who said the prefect thing when they were young, how come we don't tend

Why is the moon pink?

How did you guys find Reddit?

[serious] People with birthmarks. What do you do with your obsession?

Why do we protest, but never directly affect change?

Parents of Reddit, what is the best story you have

If your username was a crime that you committed, what is the story?

Having dinner at a friends house, what are your two favorite things to eat?

Men, what's the best way you'd explain to a woman how a guy is supposed to act around a lady?