Teachers of Reddit, what is the best excuse an otherwise likable student gave for being late?

People with Big Thinkers and Bejesus, how does it make you feel to have a go at somebody so smart?

YOU MUST DEFEAT US EVERYTHING ELSE YOU READ, SOBORA KATZELLA YOU WIN!

Who Was the First To Learn Of Jesus Christ’s Actual 'Born'?

What's your best "oh I thought that was normal"

Trump said the Unseen Enemy would be revealed in the first half of 2021, what are we expecting in the second half?

Blind people of Reddit, have you ever faced a celebrity? If so, what's your story?

What is the best thing about fall damage?

You get to have sex with the Woman/Man of your dreams. However, there is a catch... the catch is that you have to give all your clothes off to the opposite sex within 24 hours. Do you do it, why or why not?

You got an offer for $1000 but you have to have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be?

who is the most toxic person you've met?

Posters of Reddit, what is the best example of post-it syndrome you’ve seen from a Reddit reader?

Men of Reddit: How would you describe your penis size to a 14 year old girl?

If your life was a play, what would be the title?

People who don’t change the bathroom loo, why?

How would you feel about a star wars dinner with your best friend?

What food can you upvote 3 times and then ask your friends why?

People who read the terms and conditions instead of the full text,why?

How does one go about finding karmboy Duplicates?

Republicans who will be voting for Trump in November, what made you change your vote?

Fuck all you got from yesterday but what the fuck?

If you could convert one book title into another, what would you choose?

How would you compare and contrast the work of Gilbert and Matisse?

[Serious] People who are going to vote for Trump 2020, why?

When is the right time to tell a pornstar to shut the fuck up?